Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

She will claim to be a Housewife and a few days later “Husband” will call you and demand vindication for stealing his honor in the form of money

Please dont invite such people to your home

Or drive to Thekkady or Kutralam where you get a clean massage even by a woman

What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?

That means

Lot of Advertising

Especially for a decent guy working in IT etc

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The other alternative is to take a flight to Thailand and ensure you don't snare one of them ‘Lady Boys' in Potpong

They are mainly sex workers

Or blackmail

We can't afford AC and its so hot, theres literally pools of sweat on the couch (TMI sorry) what can I do? I have a ceiling fan but my room feels still feels like a sauna. Any tips to stay cool? I can't fall asleep at night😭

Again

Never allow these people into your home

Door to Door Massage is code name for Paid Sex in 90% cases

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Then only Goa is 100% clean

You want a proper massage from a certified, clean masseuse who just gives you a massage, then go to a Five Star Hotel Spa or a highly reputed spa where reputation is more than offers of sex

It's a hell of a risk

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Or a Male Masseuse for a Male and Female Masseuse for a Female

Just watch the Bangalore Police Facebook page where they give you case after case

If you are desperate enough to want paid sex

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Good and Clean Location - not an obscure house in some random colony